Sunday, August 28, 2005
ARGH! I actually don't feel like blogging because of my some girl in my class. She is so bossy! She is always against me! Wat? I killed your mum? Wat is her problem!!!!!
then kicking her to Africa~
Where she will be chased by lions every day!
Em... Yes, i know u can't see the words but from the picture u can understand everything.
I hate her and she hates me.
How perfect.
Lol.
Lemme tell u how bad she is.
She stole my things, framed me and acted the 'innocent' girl. She always wanted to be leader and if she was, she would boss me around the most.
Sometimes I wonder if it was bcuz I owed her in my past life.
Well, lemme tell u, 'girl', I pity u for trying to be the boss and 'innocenty' all the time. It must be hard work. I hope one day, u will get so tired from acting that u will go crazy. And oh yea, get caught by the lions.
Cu ppl, and remember, pray for me she gets caught by the lions too. =)
Napping @ 2:47 AM
Friday, August 26, 2005
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Bye for now! I will be advertising some good blogs.
Napping @ 8:36 PM
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
I used to think kindergardeners were bratty little children who like to shout to their mothers and demand for things. Boy, how I changed my mind today. Today in my school 66 kindergardeners came and my class had to tour them around the school. I took.... My teavher's daughter. At first I thought, "Oh my god, why am I SO unlucky???!!!" But then I changed my mind soon after. See, beingthe daughter of the teacher, she comes to my school like zillion times. So instead of explaining the classes, I just said, "Nah. Here is 1A 1B 1C 1D blah blah..." She laughed and we chatted. Then I changed my mind about kindergardeners. Her name was Min. Min Tan. Woot! Same surname as me. Heh heh. Anyway, after that she said, "Let's go. I can see this school any time I want. Don't need to go see." oOo... Such a smart kindergardener! Heh. So I brought her to the Hall and we played some games and she kicked the ball so hard. While we waited, we played War of The Min. Haha... Then the kindergardeners were supposed to give their tour guides a notebook. She wrote this:
Welcome. Ok, so this is very normal since it's the teacher that ask them to write but...
I was the only one who received stickers! Ahh... And not because the rest of the kindergardeners don't have stickers, NO! Min's water bottle was full of stickers so I asked her, "Wah, why you got so many stickers one...?" Then she opened her wallet and took out some stickers and said, "There... I give you some!" Aww... So touched. Lol. Really. I pasted the stickers on the notebook she gave me. Heh. "Bye bye Christine!" She shouted when the bus came to pick them up back to school. So sad to see her go but oh well, msybe next time if she come to my school to Pri 1 I will be lucky enough to lead her class. Heh. I think she'll go 1A... Hmm....
La la la... Love kindegardeners! They rock! Humming a happy tune~
Just keep swimming, swimming, wat do we do we swim swim swim...-Dory from Finding Nemo.
Helloooo Mr.Whhhaaaalleee.... Caaaan youuuuu helllp usssss? Where iss Syyyyyydneeyyyy??-Dory from Finding Nemo.
I love Dory so much! She's so cute!
Hi, I'm Dory, oh? A boat? Yeah, I saw a boat, follow me! *Zoom zoom* Why are you following me? Stop it ok! Oh, Hi, I'm Dory. A boat? Yeah, I saw a boat, follow me!-Dory from Finding Nemo.
........With a frog like that, who needs a Nemesis?-Marlin from Finding Nemo.
Nemeneme a nemersis! A nemenemesis?-Nemo from Finding Nemo.
Love Nemo too!
Napping @ 11:25 PM
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Ok, the title doesn't fit this post. But i used it anyway. Can't think of other titles. Anyway, you've heard of Green Tea mooncakes, Lotus Mooncakes, Double Yolk mooncake etc etc... right? Well, have u heard of.... *drumroll* Oreo Chocolate Mooncake? No, I'm not bullshiting(U'll have to mind my language), it's true! Below is the foto... Tum tum tum tum.... TADAH!
See? I'm not bullshiting! The brown thing inside is chocolate fudged paste! Soooooo delicious! Except that it's a bit too sweet... MmmMMmmmMm...
oOo... a double yolk mooncake! Do u like to eat? This one tastes absolutely wonderful! It's yolk is great! Do u feel tempted? Well, sorry to say but this mooncake is fake. Unless you want bits of paper in your mouth, don't eat it. But it looks so real rite?! My mother made it! Heh heh...
Yum yum! The famous italy noodles(yes, yes, i dunno how to spell the former name.)! I was so hungry that I practically gobbled it up and after only a few minutes....
It became like this... Empty. Haha... See? I told you I was very hungry. I even wanted to lick the plate clean! Heh heh... It might save my maid some trouble, dun need to wash the plate. My saliva washed the plate! =P *Ewww!*
Well, no more! Today only a few fotos! I even wanted to take a few shots of the moon because it was incredibly low tonight, but my stupid camera phone no batt. Argh!
Napping @ 11:50 PM
Monday, August 22, 2005
I visited Xiaxue's blog juz now, and decided to 'copy' one of her fotos... A lot of ppl copy before but I wanna copy again! 
oOo.... I look like a slut! I have two of these fotos.... Another one below...:
Which one looks sluttier? Side-by-side comparism
Email your idea of which one is sluttier to: tansuhui94@hotmail.com The one on the left is 1st one, and the one on the right is 2nd one. No prizes, though! Heh heh...
I think the wink "Pig" in MSN 7 is super cute in this pose! Hahaa... I didn't get a chance to take a picture when it shaked it's butt, though. Heh heh...
Spencer looks so dead in this foto! Not that i'm cursing him lah, but don't you think so?!
Oh my goodness! I just saw an extra finger/toe in Spencer's leh! See his paw right? Then a bit higher got the black black thing... Yes, it's an extra finger/toe! Ahhh!!! Close up below:
See!!!!! Can someone tell izzit all dogs lidat or izzit only Spencer's a mutant dog(lol)? And yes, that is my finger(s). Tell me ok!!! tansuhui94@hotmail.com
Actually got one more foto of Spencer's ear but dunno y cannot upload... The following messege keep appearing:
Sorry, the photo cannot be uploaded. Please try again later, thank you.
Christine's Downloading Services{Always there for your downloads}
Soooooo irritating! ARGH! Oh well, nvm... Let's move on to the next foto... ME!
U must be thinking, "Oi! Christine, y this foto lope-sided one?" Yes, it's lope-sided but u can still see it rite... And yes, i know my eyes look very weird. But if you tilt your head and see, it won't look weird. In fact, i will look pretty! Heh heh... =P
Q:Wah, y u self praise yourself one...
A: Because i like to. And you have a problem? If so, well, to tell you the truth, i don't care. More unpolitely, I don't give a damn.
No, it is not a giant bug on bulbs. It's my parent's room lighting. Very grand right!!!! Unfortunately, it's light colour is yellow so not very suitable for reading. But still, it looks like it's from a palace or something.
Ok, that's all, folks! Hope u enjoyed my post.=) Gtg now, cya!
Napping @ 12:20 AM
Friday, August 19, 2005
Helloo....I'm back. Anyway, today was in my room blogging as usual in the afternoon when i heard a "GRUUNNTTT!!!! SNNOOORE!" sound. I got a shock and realized it was... Spencer snoring. Lol. Really. Hee. But he looked very cute when he slept. But he kept changing places. The first place was...
Awww... Sooooo cute right???!!!! He snored so loud i dropped my phone, though.
A close up of Spencer in the above place and position. Soooo cute!!! I felt like carrying him up and hugging and kissing him! But i didn't cos i was afraid he would have called the police and accuse me of sexual dog harrassment.
He looks a giant, furry slug in this position hoh? There was once when he was in this position sleeping, i patted him and he got a shock! Really! He whole body jumped in surprise and his head jerked up in surprise. Luckily he was too sleepy to scold me and wake the neighbours.
A close up of Spencer's head in the above position. Couldn't take his face because he purposely squash his face against the wall. U may think, "No! He facing straight in front but you take from behind!" Well, you are wrong. Don't believe me? Scroll up AGAIN(I don't care if your hand is broken. Don't accuse me.) and see. His body is facing in the wall.
This is such a weird position. U know, his body curved steeply in the middle. He's so flexible.If i were him i would find it difficult and uncomfortable.
Nice onot? I draw one leh! Heh... Look very real hoh? They are Corgi puppies. From left to right, Meg, Button and Jasper. I am so talented sometimes...(Blows hand in a proud manner.) Lol...
I look so tired... But pretty... (">.<) =P
My little piglet! Ok... I let him talk... "Hello! My name's Piglet! I very cute hoh? Hee hee... My owner's Christine! She's very pretty! =)As you can see, my leg has a strawberry printed on it, but my owner is too lazy to take a close up photo of it... Hmph, so lazy! Well, i gtg, bye!"
Pretty Xuefen(Shyann)! =) I love this foto... But sadly, it couldn't capture her new highlights on her hair...=( But anyway, her highlights were red. Made her look very sporty and chic!
My maid says i look like a Jap here... Wat do u think? I think i look like a Jap too, not because of face but because of my small eyes and the hair bun.
Ok, for those of you peeps out there who haven't seen my room, this is your chance. Let me explain things in the pic. The blue screen is the comp, the air con is above the shelf and the green thing is of course, obviously, my bed. the curtains are the things covering my comp, which is very irritating.
It doesn't look very appetizing because i have already ate half of it, but heck, who cares? It's really yummy though, i ate all the fish balls. MmMmm....
I gtg now, hope you enjoyed this post. Bye!
Napping @ 2:39 AM
Thursday, August 18, 2005
I have a way cool bookmark! Here's a pic of it:
Here it is! Ta da! You don't need to squint your eyes to see the words because i'm getting up close and personal! Lol!
The special thing about it is that it's made of rubber and i can bend it anyway i want without breaking it! I can even stretch it but there's no photo for that.
Ok, it's getting up close and personal time(lol!)!
Australia- The country Down Under! Famous for it's koalas, kangaroos and wallabies! Haha, lol.
The Emu, famous for its smiling anfd big cute cartoon eyes. ROFL. If you look closely you can see the word, "Emu". I couldn't take the word only because i have to go very near to make it big and it would very blur.
Spencer so naughty! I just waved the bookmark in front of him and he bit it! We played Tug-Of-War and he lost! Wahahaha... Too bad, Spencer. =P
Ok folks, that's all! That's for joining me in the intro of bookmark! I would like to sa- Hey, where are you all going? The show's not over yet! HEY! Lol. Gtg, bye.
Napping @ 12:40 AM
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Out of MUCH consideration, Spencer Tan of the Tan family, owner Christine Tan Suhui, has decided to show you lucky peeps out there his butt. WARNING: PEEPS BELOW 21 YEARS OF AGE PLS DO NOT SCROLL DOWN, MILE NUDITY.(''>.<)
WAHAHAHAHAHAs! So cute hoh? Unfortunately, the camera sound gave me away and Spencer whipped around and growled and said, "Oi! I got my privacy ok! Don't put on Doggy Porno sites ok! I warn u ah! GrrRrRRrrRrrrRrr...." I knew better to stay in the room.
Does anybody know wat is this called? The kind where you press the black part(as shown above)then go "HONK, UH HUH UH HUH, HONK!" sound? Recording of the sound below:
~ERROR~ THERE WAS AN ERROR IN DOWNLOADING THE FILE. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER, THANK YOU.
Christine Tan Downloading Services[Always there for your downloads.]
Oops, oh well. Probably next time but anyway, if you know wat it is called PLEASE tell me by emailing the answer to: tansuhui94@hotmail.com Also, help me advertise my blog by putting the link in your blog. Thankz peeps! Luv ya all! *MUACKS!*
Selena, Hebe. Elle, you ROCK! S.H.E ROCKZ FORVER AND EVER! I like Hebe cos she acts cute! And she is CUTE! If any of u peeps have fotos of S.H.E or 5566 pls send them to: tansuhui94@hotmail.com
Walan eh, like the "Not happy ah!" look. Chio bo?
A NEW LINE OF POTATO CHIPS! CHRISTINE'S CRISPY CHIPS! AND WAT'S MORE....
IT'S ONLY TWO DOLLARS!!! AVAILABLE IN 3 FLAVOURS:
Hot Sizzling Chilly,
The most common but good flavour; Onion & Garlic,
The rare flavour; Cheese! And lastly...
BBQ, as shown in the example packet. =) Very chip(cheap, get it? =P) only! Heehee...
Another new product! =)
Almo's Cookies! Only $2.00 per jar! Cheap cheap! The above is my packaging. I think it's ugly so...
I held a survey and...
My friend Samantha, or Sam for short, took it and...
This was her new packaging. So cute hoh? But she thinks it's a little funny... But i love it! =)
Heehee... Must buy ok? Only two dollars, so cheap hoh? Must buy buy buy! =P (">.<)
Ok, this is a cure for "stress". You take a piece of square paper, around the borders, you write the names of people you love, you miss and you hate. Write until one medium sized square is left in the middle. Then write your favourite food, favourite praises, random thoughts and things that will relieve your stress. As seen in above, it is how i do it. Look closely and you can see how and wat i'm writing. =) Hope it works. =B
Poor Spencer... He got a bad rash! He scratched until a bare spot formed(as shown above). Now we have to put medication on the spot.... ='(
Ok, that's all! I bet you have long gone finished your food! Haha... I gtg, bye bye! =)
Napping @ 11:46 PM
Monday, August 15, 2005
OMG! MY DOG IS TRYING TO GET INTO THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS BOOK! 
SPENCER IS CURRENTLY READING THE PETS' RECORDS IN THE BOOK. AFTER THAT, HE TURNED AROUND AND SAID, "HOLY WOOF WOOF DOG! I CAN'T BEAT ANY OF THESE WOOFING AND YAPPING RECORDS! LEMME READ SOME MORE RECORDS TO SEE HOW. DON'T DISTURB ME ANYAPPINGLY!" THEN HE TURNED BACK TO READ THE RECORDS. SO RUDE HOH? I'M THINKING OF SENDING HIM TO DOG BOARDING SCHOOL... THAT'LL TEACH A LESSON! ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE A LESSON FOR ME ON THE BILL...('>.<)
OK, I'M PURPOSELY MAKING THIS PICTURE SMALL SO THAT U CAN'T SEE THE WORDS HE'S SAYING. DO YOU KNOW WAT HE DID? HE FINISHED READING THE BOOK BUT INSTEAD OF JUST CLOSING IT, HE SLAMMED IT SHUT! IT WAS SO LOUD PEOPLE WOULD THOUGHT IT WAS AN ATOMIC BOMB LANDING SOME WHERE AND PROBABLY GO COMPLAIN AND SAY, "Minister, this WRONG. This is SINGAPORE, not Nagasaki. Please tell that to the America guy. I think he took 1940 or 50's maps, and Singapore was all messed up with Japs. Thanks Minister, please hurry, you dun wanna see crispy human wings around." LOL. BUT ANYWAY, BUT TO SPENCER. AFTER THAT, HE SHOUTED, "OI! GET ME A NOTEBOOK WITH A FRESH PAGE AND BLUE PEN OR ELSE I'LL WAKE THE NEIGHBOURS UP. I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB LAST NIGHT!" WELL, HE WAS RIGHT ACTUALLY. HE REALLY DID A GOOD JOB. SUCH A GOOD JOB THAT STRIKES AND PROTESTS WERE HELD BECAUSE THEY WANTED ME TO GIVE AWAY ME DOG. BUT ANYWAY, HE THREATENED ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE THREATENED ME!!! I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING OF BOARDING SCHOOL. AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BILL. TOO BAD, MUM AND DAD. =X BUT ANYWAY I TOOK HIM A NOTEBOOK WITH A FRESH PAGE(yes master) AND A BLUE PEN(once again, yes master)
Spencer was mumbling his ideas out loud and it was really annoying. I wanted to write it as a speech bubble but Spencer threatened me by starting to growl loudly in the direction of the neighbours' houses again. But i'll tell u here anyway. Well....He thought: "Maybe the fattest dog? Or the heaviest dog? Or the greediest dog! Maybe good is better. So... Hmm... How about using a hsndphone? Or dancing? Or... How about... Blah blah blah..." I can't tell u all because there were too many. By the time he finished, he covered my whole notebook! ARGH! My pen was out of ink too! Grrr... Now I'M growling...
Well that's all. When Spencer FINALLY gets into the Guinness World Record i'll let you know. Maybe you can sign his fur, or something. Bye now. Spencer is barking at me to pat him to sleep... ZzZzZzz... Oops... Bye now.
Napping @ 12:25 AM
Saturday, August 13, 2005
WALAU! I sick with stomach flu... Picture below:
I look so freaking RED right? That's because my face is burning with fever! even my lips look redder than usual...!
I have a headache, bloated stomach and a stupid FEVER!!!! ARGH!!! I hate stomach flu! I'm very prone to it... Always have one. HATE STOMACH FLU! My mother is so worried that i'll get dengue fever! Puh-lease! I not so weak ok! Heehee... Gtg, bye!
Napping @ 8:33 PM
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
My face looks so freaking chubby here... But it pretty, all the same... =P
Cool do! Do the sunglasses look good on me? They aren't mine, though. They're my mother's!
Hello! My name is Christine Tan Suhui. My age is... Blah Blah... Anyway, i think my face looks so freaking round in this foto... Hmm.... Wat do you think?
Waaa... Can you see the tatoo??? "40- The Future is Ours to Make" Lol... Nice onot?? =P
oOo... Pretty onot? =P The foto quite dark but still can see.... Mmmm... I think my face looks so... fat... Lol...
Ok, no more liao! That's all, folks! Show time's over! Heehee...=P Hope you like the fotos! =D Buh bye!
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Walau eh! Chio onot?
Napping @ 11:14 PM
